Every Who Down in Who-ville Liked Christmas a lot... But the Wench, Who lived just North of Who-ville, Did NOT! The Wench hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be that her head wasn't screwed on quite right. It could be, perhaps, that her pants were too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all May have been that her heart was two sizes too small. But, Whatever the reason, Her heart or her shoes, She stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Whos, Staring down from her cave with a sour, Wenchy frown At the warm lighted windows below in their town. For she knew every Who down in Who-ville beneath Was busy now, hanging a mistleoe wreath. "And they're hanging their stockings!" she snarled with a sneer. "Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!" Then she growled, with her wench fingers nervously drumming, "I MUST find a way to keep Christmas from coming!" For, tomorrow, she knew... ...All the Who girls and boys Would wake up bright and early. They'd rush for their toys! And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise! That's one thing she hated! The NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! Then the Whos, young and old, would sit down to a feast. And they'd feast! And they'd feast! And they'd FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! They would start on Who-pudding, and rare Who-roast-beast Which was something the Wench couldn't stand in the least! And THEN They'd do something she liked least of all! Every Who down in Who-ville, the tall and the small, Would stand close together, with Christmas bells ringing. They'd stand hand-in-hand. And the Whos would start singing! They'd sing! And they'd sing! AND they'd SING! SING! SING! SING! And the more the Wench thought of the Who-Christmas-Sing The more the Wench thought, "I must stop this whole thing! "Why for fifty-three years I've put up with it now! I MUST stop Christmas from coming! ...But HOW?" Then she got an idea! An awful idea! THE WENCH GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA! "I know just what to do!" The WENCH Laughed in her throat. And she made a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat. And she chuckled, and clucked, "What a great Wenchy trick! "With this coat and this hat, I'll look just like Saint Nick!" "All I need is a reindeer..." The Wench looked around. But since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found. Did that stop the old Wench...? No! The Wench simply said, "If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead!" So she called her dog Max. Then she took some red thread And she tied a big horn on top of his head.  THEN She loaded some bags And some old empty sacks On a ramshakle sleigh And she hitched up old Max. Then the Wench said, "Giddyap!" And the sleigh started down Toward the homes where the Whos Lay a-snooze in their town. All their windows were dark. Quiet snow filled the air. All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care When she came to the first house in the square. "This is stop number one," The old Wenchy Claus hissed And she climbed to the roof, empty bags in her fist. Then she slid down the chimney. A rather tight pinch. But if Santa could do it, then so could the Wench. She got stuck only once, for a moment or two. Then she stuck his head out of the fireplace flue Where the little Who stockings all hung in a row. "These stockings," she grinned, "are the first things to go!" Then she slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant, Around the whole room, and she took every present! Pop guns! And bicycles! Roller skates! Drums! Checkerboards! Tricycles! Popcorn! And plums! And she stuffed them in bags. Then the Wench, very nimbly, Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney! Then she slunk to the icebox. She took the Whos' feast! She took the Who-pudding! She took the roast beast! She cleaned out that icebox as quick as a flash. Why, that Wench even took their last can of Who-hash! Then she stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee. "And NOW!" grinned the Wench, "I will stuff up the tree!" And the Wench grabbed the tree, and she started to shove When she heard a small sound like the coo of a dove. She turned around fast, and she saw a small Who! Little Cindy-Lou Who, who was not more than two. The Wench had been caught by this little Who daughter Who'd got out of bed for a cup of cold water. She stared at the Wench and said, "Santy Claus, why, "Why are you taking our Christmas tree? WHY?" But, you know, that old Wench was so smart and so slick She thought up a lie, and she thought it up quick! "Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Santy Claus lied, "There's a light on this tree that won't light on one side. "So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear. "I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here." And her fib fooled the child. Then she patted her head And she got her a drink and she sent her to bed. And when Cindy-Lou Who went to bed with her cup, She went to the chimney and stuffed the tree up! Then the last thing she took Was the log for their fire. Then she went up the chimney herself, the old liar. On their walls she left nothing but hooks, and some wire. And the one speck of food The she left in the house Was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse. Then She did the same thing To the other Whos' houses Leaving crumbs Much too small For the other Whos' mouses! It was quarter past dawn... All the Whos, still a-bed All the Whos, still a-snooze When she packed up her sled, Packed it up with their presents! The ribbons! The wrappings! The tags! And the tinsel! The trimmings! The trappings! Three thousand feet up! Up the side of Mount Crumpit, She rode to the tiptop to dump it! "Pooh-pooh to the Whos!" she was wench-ish-ly humming. "They're finding out now that no Christmas is coming! "They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do! "Their mouths will hang open a minute or two "The all the Whos down in Who-ville will all cry BOO-HOO!" "That's a noise," grinned the Wench, "That I simply must hear!" So she paused. And the Wench put a hand to her ear. And she did hear a sound rising over the snow. It started in low. Then it started to grow... But the sound wasn't sad! Why, this sound sounded merry! It couldn't be so! But it WAS merry! VERY! She stared down at Who-ville! The Wench popped her eyes! Then she shook! What she saw was a shocking surprise! Every Who down in Who-ville, the tall and the small, Was singing! Without any presents at all! SHE HADN'T stopped Christmas from coming! IT CAME! Somehow or other, it came just the same! And the WENCH, with her wench-feet ice-cold in the snow, Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so? It came without ribbons! It came without tags! "It came without packages, boxes or bags!" And she puzzled three hours, `till her puzzler was sore. Then the Wench thought of something she hadn't before! "Maybe Christmas," she thought, "doesn't come from a store. "Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!" And what happened then...? Well...in Who-ville they say That the Wench's small heart Grew three sizes that day! And the minute her heart didn't feel quite so tight, She whizzed with her load through the bright morning light And she brought back the toys! And the food for the feast! And she... ...SHE HERSELF...! The WENCH carved the roast beast!

Did you know that Patty Rogers has told reinstated member that he could not associate with non ABCA members??

Were you expelled??? Below are some examples of expulsion.

Is it legal to sign someone else's name? Sure it is as long as you have Power of Attorney!! Read about written and verbal agreements by clicking here!!

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How far will the ABCA go on its rampage? Click here to find out!!

We just discovered that the American Border Collie Association issued more papers than the 4 males and 4 females of one of our blue litters.   Six males and 5 females were registered by the ABCA.  Be sure to check to see if the right number of pedigrees were issued on your litters. 

When Eileen Stein contacted us, she said that it was questionable that I had a sister.  Well, Eileen, I have two sisters, and here the three of us are:

Mary Ann, Linda, and Susan!!

 

This picture is especially for you, Eileen.

When people call the ABCA, you would be surprised at the unprofessionalism of  the people who answer the phone.  They talk about members to people that they don't even know.  Those people e-mail  or call us  about what has been said.  IT IS AMAZING.   The latest is that the people that answer the phone don't work for the ABCA, but they work for Patty Rogers so they can say anything that they want about anyone.   This is for you, Leona.

Click here to read the by laws of the ABCA. Quite a few people do not even have access to a computer, and they are not informed of all of the changes being made.

Use other registries.  Ignore hate e-mails.  Don't visit the Border Collie Boards.  These are filled with pitiful people who spend their time bashing others when they need to take a good look in the mirror.  Above all, love the dogs the ABCA have tried to curse!!

Facts About the ABCA

 

Did you know that one ABCA Board of Director is also president of the USBCHA and moderator of the Border Collie Boards?

 

Did you know that the Border Collie Boards is quite often a place to bash breeders?

 

Did you know that Patty Rogers makes $3.75 out of every $8.00 Registration Fee?

 

Did  you know that the American Border Collie Association is actually a trust which operates much like a homeowner's association?  They are able to change the rules at will.  Also, they are subject to Anti Trust laws.

 

Did you know that at least one ABCA Board of Director is a member os the BCSA, the AKC parent club?

 

Did you know that one ABCA Board of Director sent out pictures from a kennel investigation?  Did you know that violates the Privacy Act of 1074 and the Fourth Amendment?

 

Did you know that the ABCA investigators want to know where dogs are when in fact they have never required any member to keep records?

 

Did you know that the  closing of the AIBC was discussed on the Border Collie Boards, and the moderator said it just faded away when, in fact, all ot the records of the AIBC were damaged in a huge hurricane?

 

Did you know that the ABC was founded by Peg Brown because people were dissatisfied with the AIBC?  This was not many years ago.

 

Did you know that in America you have a right to free enterprise and that there are no laws prohibiting suspended members from the ABCA from selling ABCA dogs?

 

Did you know that if an organization is collecting data about you that you have a right to see it according to the Privacy Act of 1974?

 

Did you know that in America,  you have right to know what you are being accused of, and if you do not know that you do not have to cooperate?

 

Did you know that the American Border Collie Association actually has another location in Delaware?  This is a state that corporations love to be based in because their laws for corporations are so lax.

 

Did you know that when we contacted Patty Rogers to see who owned one of our dogs that she said she was just too busy to locate that information??

 

The American Border Collie Association posted the results of previous  elections of the Directors.  They did not give out that information this time, and quite a few members are wondering why.

 

The Australian Shepherd Registry did the exact same kind of investigations right before the AKC closed their books on the Australian Shepherds.  Now, it cost $150 to register a dog with the National Stockdog Registry.  This is because they lost their larger breeders to the investigations, and numerous others flocked to the AKC.

 

 

 

 

Did you know that two dogs ran in the nationals that were from the same female?  Their birthdates were two months apart.  How can this be?

Did you know that a man who had purchased a female dog and had not transferred her into his name BEFORE she had puppies was recently told by Patty Rogers to just backdate the transfer?

Did you know that the ABCA is advising non members who have not received their papers to return the dogs to breeders for their money back?   In one particular case the breeder sold the pups as pets and required hip and eye certifications before papers were to be issued. 

Did you know that one USBCHA director was aware of forgery and supplying fake papers on a Border Collie by one of her rescue contacts?

Has your privacy been endangered by the ABCA? A somewhat distinct problem associated with consumer privacy has to do with the physical security of the consumer. A person who has made enemies may find himself being stalked or threatened; family members, coworkers and neighbors of the person could become involved as innocent bystanders.

Read what the American Bar Association writes about privacy violations. There are legal protections against invading privacy in various ways such as an intrusion by wrongfully using eavesdropping devices,publicizing private matters, publicizing in a false light, or appropriating a person's name or likeness for commercial purposes.

The definition of Free Enterprise is defined below.

 

Business governed by the laws of supply and demand, not restrained by government interference, regulation or subsidy. also called free market.

 

Click on the picture to see if your ability to compete in America's Free Enterprise System has been compromised by the ABCA.

What is Slander?

 

Slander is a spoken defamation. Defamation or "defamation of character," is spoken or written words that falsely and negatively reflect on a living person's reputation.

Beware of so called trainers that put slander on their websites. These people are NOT PROFESSIONAL and should be AVOIDED at all costs!!

BEWARE OF THE G-FORCE.

Click here to read an educated definition of a puppymill.